Sports Spy

A female who pretends to like watching and talking about sports in order to impress others.

Joe: What time are we getting together for the game?
Bob: Can't today, Molly's favorite team is on and she doesn't miss a game.
Joe: What the hell are you talking about?
Bob: It's kind of a thing we do...we watch this game together.
Joe: Are you serious?
Bob: Yep...she would be pissed if I watched the game without her.
Joe: Your married to a Sports Spy...Go kill yourself...your out!

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