Totally fucked, ruined....Smoking the Chone style shit.
I just got totally Spradling, my wife left with my Auidi A8 with another dude!!!
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to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass
she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!
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too discreetly swing one leg out to the side while walking to rid oneself of fruit roll-up (when yer nut sack sticks to your leg)
I was walkin to class with a fine honey and had to discreetly spradle so she didn't see me peel my sack off my leg.
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