/ˈsprītkat/
noun
the ultimate form of karkat vantas (see: karkat, vantas), in which he has obtained a sprite bottle (see: calsineb) and is now the all-powerful overseeing deity of mcdonalds.
mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."
mom: "Which one of you fuckers wants the Church of Spritekat role."