spurf

the process of a man releasing bodily fluids out of his member

I think I'm gonna go home and spurf on my girlfriends face.

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Spurf

It's sort of like 'Fuck' in that it can be a noun or verb, turned into an adjective or adverb, and always works as an interjection.

After taking her out to a fine $6.99 Golden Corrall Steak Buffet dinner, a brotha could have at least expected a spurf from that beeotch.

Spurf! I guess I be yo baby's momma's momma

That betta not be spurf on my cheetos.

Sometimes, late at night, when I'm all alone, I think about that time in the Turkish prison when the Bala brothers took turns spurfing me until passed out

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Spurfing

the act of urination directly after masturbation causing excess sperm to surf down the stream

after having sex i felt a little excess nut custard so i decided to go spurfing

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Spurf

Spurf is that weird gross taste you wake up with in your mouth. It sometimes tastes like feces.

Ah shucks, I have spurf from that orgy last night!