Squaids

Disease contracted from fucking squirrels too much. Originates from The Wirral, Merseyside and has been seen in various other places such as Guyana and the city of Portsmouth. Can also be known as the Real Slim Squaidy. Has a thing for yoda too.

"Have you seen any squirrels lately?"
"Nah man, I think they died from squaids"

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Squaids

A disease you get when you, all of a sudden, think it's okay to fuck some squirrels. Results-You fucked some squirrels.

You+Idea to bang Mr. or Ms. Squirrel=Squaids

Guy 1 "So, what did the doctor say?"

Guy 2 "Doctor said I contracted...Squaids..."

Guy 1 "...I'm sorry did you say squaids, or aids?"

Guy 2 "Squaids man,"

Guy 1 "That's what I thought you said..."

Guy 2 "Yeah..."

Guy 1 "......"

Guy 2 "..."

Guy 1 "So let me get this straight, you decided it was a good idea to fuck a squirrel all of a sudden, a squirrel bro,"

Guy 2 "Well,...she be lookin at my nuts and all"

Guy 1 "....Yeah, Good Luck with that."

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Squaids

An epidemical disease plaguing squirrels, rodents, and celebrities as we speak. Also known as Squirrel Aids

Squaids. It's some serious shit!

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Squaids

To have squirrel aids.

This word was off the youtube show Raywilliamjohnson.

Squirrel+aids= Squaids

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Squaids

A fictional disease made popular by RWJ (RayWilliamJohnson) of YouTube.
You contract Squaids by having sexual intercourse with a squirrel.

The name is derived from "Sqirrel" and "AIDS".
The only known cure for Squaids is to "Do a mom". Preferrably not your own mom, because that would be wrong.

Guy 1: "So... I have Squaids."

Guy 2: "That's too bad man... You could borrow my mom if you want?"

Guy 1: "Dude, that would be great!"

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Squaids

Squirrel AIDS.
It's an unfunny meme created by Ray William Johnson.

RWJ Fan: YOU HAVE SQUAIDS LOLOLOL!!!1
Person: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

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Squaids

Squirrel AIDs. A very serious someshitting problem you get from banging squirrels.

That squirrel has aids!

No... it has Squaids.

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