squard

when people get together in a park in costumes and sword fight and cast spells on each other

I'm part of the fireman squard. We get together every Thursday at the park and ykno squard

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squard

it's a verb that can mean literally anything, particularly relating to your mom and sexual intercourse with her.

Dude, I made your mom squard last night.

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Squard

Noun.

Informal-

1. (affectionately) an utterly foolish, easily deceived person. Someone who seems to be a particular pawn of the gods. Related to squink.

Vulgar Slang
2. A being of the utmost contempt. A hateful and irritating person. Related to squonk.

1. Harold attempted a romantic surprise for Pat’s birthday, but suffered acute appendicitis on the front doorstep instead.

He had also mistaken her neighbours doorstep for hers and was subsequently attacked by their Pomeranians.

‘He’s a total squard , but I love him’ Pat said to her birthday guests as she fetched the first aid kit.

2. That squard walks around like he is in his own tv show. He came upto our table interrupted the conversation to say, hey check out my idea, expelled a 15 minute monologue, and then left.