the biggest cock you will ever see. men with squirgs can fuck girls from miles away. also, squirgs are rock hard.
the man with the squirg sonic fucked (sonic fucking) some bitch.
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A massive virgin with no hope of losing their virginity
Top Lev: "I dropped out of uni"
The boys: "You really are a massive squirge aren't you?"
The vaguely-red, translucent liquid that forms in ketchup bottles after being left undisturbed for a prolonged period of time.
I forgot to shake the ketchup bottle, so squirge got everywhere when I tried to squeeze some out.