SquirtShit

when you are expecting a fart, and instead comes a hose-type spray of diarrhea....

Which probably means you have a horrible horrible stomach virus and will be throwing up and squirtshitting every five minutes....

D:

Dude 1: DUDE I HAVE A HUGE FART COMING UP!! LISTEN!!
.................................*squirtshit*.....

Dude 2: I don't hear a fart.

Dude 1: Um.... i squirtshitted.

Dude 2: EWW you should change your underwear and start wearing diapers....

*Dude 2 runs away*