Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream

Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.

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Squirty Cream

What happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman who then proceeds to squirt afterwards.

Also a British term for what the Americans call Whipped Cream in a can.

Ginger was horrified to find that Neil was covered in Squirty Cream after she climaxed on top of him.

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Squirty Cream

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.

"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"

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Squirty Cream

Its a the evacuation of a cream pie (seman) from a greatful female host threw sneezing or intense orgasm. The evaluation is so violent it causes the cream pie to be evacuated like a airsol.

By wife just sneezed after sex, now there is squirty cream all over the bed

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