Strabies

This is an infectious disease similar to rabies, but it only acts up when around the heteros.

A: Hi!
B:OH MY GOT GET AWAY MY STRABIES IS GONNA ACT UP AND I WILL BITE!

Straby

1. Men: A stroke/seizure while taking a shit.

2. Women: A stroke/seizure while giving birth.

1. Man: I aM hAvInG a StRaBy agagagaghjahghgahgahggh
2. Woman: I aM hAvInG a StRaBy ahagaghgahagahgagahhghh