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i'll shank you with my stainless steel blud
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A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
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A "step above" the infamous "cast-iron stomach", this term refers to a digestive tract that's supposedly so "bulletproof" that the eater can consume virtually anything that's even "remotely edible", such as burned/fermented dishes, food that's gone so stale that "even da dog won't touch it", etc.
A local farmer-family was gonna just toss a whole heaping bushel-basket full of overripe vegetables that they didn't wanna try to sell, but I hastily begged them to let me have the produce, since I have a stainless-steel stomach, and so I really didn't mind stuffing my face on squishy cucumbers, woody-skinned hubbards, and semi-flabby zucchini for da next few weeks, since it saved me something in Food Stamps. A bit of an insipid-tasting chore, to be sure, but fortunately I happen to really like cukes and squash. so it worked out okay for me.
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Noun}: A Person in the wrong Placedoing the wrong Thing;
e.g.: A Child Molester let into the general population of a prison yard.
"If'in we catch your ass in the yard, you's gonna have so many shanks stuck in it, when we's done they won't be able to tell if it's you, or a Stainless Steel Pork-a-pine!"
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Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.
Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5
The greatest steel ever made, solid 9/10 but still the greatest gift from god.
Virgin: MUH DAMASCUS
Gigachad stainless steel lover: no