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The act of jacking off while taking a shit
couldn't jack off because my parents were home so I went to the bathroom for a stank and wank
After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job
She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.
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When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
The act of masturbating while taking a dump.
Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.
An unusually smelling penis and and a little smelly in the testicle region. It resembles the smell of stank cooch, or a landfill.
Sarah: what the fuck is that horrible smell, is it my armpits?
Johnny: no, it's just my stank wank smelling up the room again.
Masturbating or receiving a hand job, after just having anal sex.
Last night, Jane gave me a stank wank.
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