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state school

In britain these are the government funded schools similar to the american 'public school'. state schools are free to attend as they are funded through taxation (even if your kids go to private school, i know, soo unfair).
State school pupils fall into many catagories:

1- the middle class kid who's parents don't love them enough to send them to private school and would rather buy an aga instead.

2- the common chav ( aka scum, thief, rapist, slut, and any other annoying scummy person). key identifying points are the classic disfigured chin due to inbreeding by their now incarcerated father(who is also their uncle)and as much fake merchandise that they can fit on their face and fingers.

3- the 'individual', these folks usually spend most of their time hanging around under a tree, in the music, art or drama department proclaiming their individuality whilst dressed the same and listening to the same music as their other individual friends.

State schools are not bad places really, they offer just the same education as a private school just with added sound effects of gang rape behind the bike sheds and teachers glugging down cocktails of meths and copper sulphate to pass the day quicker.

state school: any schools where the blazers are less than 100% pure british wool.

by m_gibi@hotmail.com October 21, 2007

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state school

State school may also be used as an adjective to point out a stupid mistake someone makes.

โ€˜Wow kitty, youโ€™re so state schoolโ€™

by kittyisstateschool May 19, 2019

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state school fucking

A fucking that is so no holds barred that it must come from a person that spent the majority of their teenage days not studying the classics but rather studying the art of fucko. 2.) A fucking with no brakes.

I put a straight state school fucking on that private school bitch and she got all swim fan on my ass.

by matt5000 May 25, 2010

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Kansas State School Board

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!

Kansas State School Board 1999.

by not an ignoranus July 19, 2010

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Ingham State High School

Ingham State High School is a public high school located on the coast of North Queensland, Australia, in a hell-like town known as Ingham. The students that attend are either (A) Piss poor, (B) underaged drinkers and druggos or (C), not catholic Italian snobs who find every reason to think Gilroy is better. Every teacher there has a giant fucking stick up their ass except for a few. Almost to every boy that attends is a bogan that can't say a sentence without saying a cuss to try and establish dominance when in reality it just makes them seem like they don't really know how to say anything else which is true. All the chicks there are sluts, dead inside or obese. On the bright side it's better than Gilroy.

Ingham State High School Boy: Oi bitch lemme shove my dick in you
Ingham State High School Girl 1: Alright let's go at it
Ingham State High School Girl 2: *makes someone shove them down a staircase*
Ingham State High School Girl 3: This is too much for me to handle lemme eat 5 Big Macs to repress the sight of seeing that

by pieceofshit114 October 25, 2019


Gordonvale State High School

A disgusting school in the "small sugar-growing town" (according to Wikipedia) of Gordonvale. It is filled with thots and in general, extremely dodgy, cancerous people. This has resulted in a number of refugees fleeing this horrendous place to better and safer schools located further north.

What school did you come from?
>Gordonvale State High School
Oh, you poor, poor soul!

by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2019


Elanora state high school

A shitty rough school full of eshays and druggo teenagers. Grade 7s act like theyโ€™re tough as shit. Principal and Deputy Principal are real tosspots as are most of the teachers. Bullying is never dealt with and youโ€™d get a detention for wearing black socks instead of white. Enter this school at your own risk.

James: Hey bro, what school ya go to?

Henry: Elanora State High School, man.

James: Iโ€™ll pray you get out alive, bro.

by Uber eats October 19, 2019

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