sterned

The realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.

Wow, I'm feeling sterned right now. I need to reexamine my priorities!

sterned

to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don't like. Derived from former NBA commissioner David Stern.

We got sterned, Nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullshit.

sterned

a situation in which no matter what you do you can't get that last piece of shit out of your ass.

I missed the concert because I got sterned for 2 hours.

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sterned

the act of getting extremely drunk and not remembering half of the night

We sterned it up last night

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Stern

To pull a stern - Getting extremly drunk by stealing a bottle of beverages from the bar in a club, and finishing it alone.
Must include puking and passing out (in the shower) on the next day's morning.

Includes puking in the club, puking in the taxi (having his friends pay for the taxi cleaning service), drop down the stairs, getting dropped several times by his mates trying to carry him back.

"Hey man, whats up with R.?"
"He pulled Stern yesterday!... Passed out and we had to carry him back"
"Where is he now?

"Still puking - in the bathroom atm."

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"Let's get sterned tonight"

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stern

a meaning more uncommon but still existing is 'asshole'; this originated from an episode of popular sitcom 'friends' in which chandler exclaims - 'i like it in the stern!'

'i like it in the stern!'

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Sterns

Popular early 1990's rave night club in worthing UK.

Im gonna double drop some snowballs this saturday at Sterns.
Get ill, Get ill, The house, The House, The House on the Hill

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