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When you meet a hot girl and just make out with her, because you feel uncomfortable about going further sexually. You do however brag about it to your friends.
"You see that girl with the pretty eyes? I'm definitely Steve-Fucking her tonight!
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The entirity of being not only a complete fucking dumbass, but a complete failure in life and everything that goes along with it.
Fucking Steve can't even make a dam sandwhich right.
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Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.
How everyone feels about the lousy, lazy, and saggy old fuck that you have to put up with at your job.
“man fuck steve, he’s so useless.”
“yeah i agree! fuck steve! i’ll be damned if i’m gonna be 61 working with that jackass”