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The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:
-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes
-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
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To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.
What are you Stevie Wondering about?
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The musical genius of all musical geniuses....A musical GOD. Besides being unbelievably talented, he is a great person who truly cares about everyone/everything. I could never sum him up in words. He's too great. If you don't listen to him, get his music. You won't turn be able to turn back.
Listen to Stevie Wonder.....
Once you go Stevie, You never go back.
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When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.
Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.
1.) nipples that have small bumps surrounding the center that resemble braille, which in turn reminds one of Stevie wonder.
1.) Dude, I was playin with my girls titties last night and she's got some stevie wonders!!!!
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When a man is recieving oral pleasure from a woman, he pulls out right before he ejaculates and blows his load in her eyes. This causes her to frantically search for a towel while swaying her head and arms back and forth, then resembling the musician stevie wonder playing the piano.
Last Night ended with my date doing The Stevie Wonder.
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If god is love, and love is blind. Stevie Wonder must be god
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