Stiffcomplishment

A variation of the feeling of accomplishment, whereby the accomplished gets horny upon the accomplishment and gets an intense desire to masturbate and cry (of joy) at the same time.

A: Damn dude why you acting so weird?
B: *crying with a boner* It's cuz I just wrote a piece that won the Pulitzer prize. I feel like such a stiffcomplishment right now!