Stoltzed

A verb used to describe the past action of having been seduced by the professional rower and olympian Matthew Stoltz. The word is aptly applied to and female (or male) who has fallen prey to his charm, good looks, and unbridled wit, only to later find out they were nothing more than a transient tool to satisfy his narcissistic and insatiable sexual appetite.

Girl: "Yea, I know Matt really well. We dated for a week a few months ago."
Boy: "haha! You THINK you dated him.. You just got Stoltzed!"

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Stoltzed

Getting jerked around, backstabbed, cheated and disrespected, and then being expected to just take it in stride. Named after actor Eric Stoltz, who originally was cast as Marty McFly in "Back to the Future", but after a few weeks was fired and replaced with Michael J. Fox. All of the scenes already filmed with Stoltz were remade with Fox, and Stoltz never got a role that important ever again. Although it can be argued that Fox was a major part of the success of the movie, Eric Stoltz was screwed over and treated like crap by director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steven Spielberg. To get "Stoltzed" is to get backstabbed by somebody you used to respect.

Veteran teacher: " They gave my classroom to the new guy and took Honors Chemistry away from me. Now I'm teaching Earth Science in an unequipped lab with all the kids who flunked out last year. I don't like this new principal, she Stoltzed me."

stoltz

Someone who you love and think is fucking awsome

"wow, your such a stoltz"

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Stoltzing it

The act of attempting the worst possible solution to a problem, and somehow making it work

Guy1: DUDE! HE IS GUNNA DIVE FOR IT
Guy2: He'll never make it.
Guy1: Maybe if he is stoltzing it.

Justin Stoltz

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.

What a Justin Stoltz

gil stoltz

a very weird guy

don't be a gil stoltz

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Sativa Stoltz

tries to frame her friends as child traffickers and even made a post to frame them.
fake 🤝
ruins everyones relationships

broke her own bestfriends door w a butter knife and framed it on her friends mom
accuses people of rape.

makes fun of people for being raped when she goes around saying she’s been raped by like 10 ppl
blackmailed someone with false rape claims

VERY problematic

physically abusive

hits her damn mom
says the n word even tho she is white as fucking toothpaste

etc.

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