Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.

Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"

Sleep Stoned

When one's actions point to marijuana use but are actually a result of being tired.

Dave: Why is Doug squeezing my acne cream onto his toothbrush?

Tom: Don't mind him, he's sleep stoned.

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