Stoshing

When a guy shoves his dick down a bitch's throat, except instead of doing it for sexual pleasure, he does it because she needs to shut her fucking mouth.

Bitch 1: "Yeah, well, you know what? I can't let you in, the website specifically said come ready, that means have the money ready. I can't wait for you to count it."

Guy 1: "Man is she a bitch with a big mouth."

Guy 2: "Yeah she needs a good stoshing."

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Stoshing

When something is so good it makes you want to eject anally

'oh my god look at that stoshing selection of fine wines'
'Have you seen my stoshing new pineapple?'
My girlfriends rear end makes a stoshing entry'

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Stosh

The one that takes all blame in the universe. He is responsible for everything that is wrong in the world. Whenever anything goes wrong, you blame Stosh.

Ex
A:Why are the servers are down again?
B:I blame stosh.

Ex
A:Mommy, why does daddy hit you?
B:Its stosh's fault dear.

Ex
A:Dude, I lost my favorite hat.
B:Fucken stosh, I swear man.

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stosh

Derived for the Polish version of the name "Stanley;" An often insulting nickname for a stupid person. Variations include, Stoshu, Stash, Stashu, and Stoshy

"Hey stosh way to flunk that test."

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Stoshed

Drunk beyond all previous imagination; drunk to a new level in human history.

Pronounced "STOSS - sht"

"Eva, you were fucking STOSHED last night. What'd you do, rob an Absolut truck?"

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stosh

A cute boy who is a ladies man. He is such a flirt and could get almost any girl his way. Most people think he’s gay, but that’s just him. He has a crazy personality, but has deep thoughts. Stoshs’ are amazing humans. He will love you, even if it doesn’t show much.

A: Have you seen Stosh!? He’s so sweet
B: IKR!!!

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stosh

A cross between stylish and posh

Oh my gosh your bag is so stosh!

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