A group on Facebook, you should join.
Emma is the queen
Liz farts a lot
Carrie will cut you down with her icy words
Sara has tits. Big ones
When Amanda turns into mandy you know there's a big post coming
And Alex will find out the name of your uncles, best friends, great aunties budgies middle name within 5 minutes of you commenting. Skills
Did you see that post on strab omg was hilarious
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A unique method of grabbing women's breasts. Often done to friends and acquaintances (but not limited to them, as such) in public venues. The Strab is only performed on breasts of cup size D or larger, and is executed in a firm (yet nurturing) fashion. Derived from the combination of the words "Steve" (the man who invented it) and "grab".
Chick with huge knockers: Guys, I just got Strabbed!
Friend: Dude, get used to it - I've had 3 Strabs already tonight...
Chick with huge knockers: Good point - I actually kind of enjoyed it.
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/strab/
to open heavily taped packaging by puncturing and dragging (something sharp) through it.
"This Amazon parcel is so tightly sealed. Pass me the scissors, please, so that I can strab it open."