Strawberry Chocolate Supreme

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.

Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

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