street legal

15-year-old females

hey, Julie looks pretty young dude, is she not TOO young??

Nah mate, she's street legal!

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street legal

Used to define a computer that is free of warez (retail software or shareware not purchased by the user), other illegal downloaded material (such as music, movies, etc. that were not originally purchased by the user.).

If I had more money, I could get all this cracked software off my computer and make it street legal so I don't have to worry about the RIAA busting down my door.

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street legal

An erect dick that does not extend the palm of a hand

HUSBAND - "That knife blade is shorter than the palm of my hand. That makes it street legal."

WIFE: "Same goes for your wee wee-wee."

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Street legal

A man who has a vasectomy

Gerald: I’m street legal. Do you know what that means
Chris: no
Gerald: I had a vasectomy

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Street legal bear cub

A nickname for a Rottweiler dog because of there size, color and gate.

hot girl: aaaawww you dog is so cute !
mike: that's not a dog that's a street legal bear cub, right enzo ?
enzo: ruff !
hot girl: hahaha he's cute... want to fuck ?
mike: well yes i do

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Street Legal Racing: Redline

The Most Pragmatic Racing game of all time, a very old racing game from 2003 that crashes just as much as You will. This game has no handouts, and if you crash EVER, YOU will have to repair it for full cost, so you should learn how to drive, You should also prepare to build a fully modeled engine from scratch.

Person 1: Street Legal Racing: Redline just crashed again!
Person 2: It does that, it's over two decades old.
Person 1: Can't argue with that.