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The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them
Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?
Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling
slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.
(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"
A term that women use to describe the urge they get to squeeze a mans’ penis when it is soft (no longer erect).
-after sex-
man: “Aw crap, I’m embarrassed because my penis gets so small and soft after I cum.”
woman: “No it’s fine! Us girls know it as the forbidden stress ball because we always wanna squeeze the sh*t out of it but we can’t!”
man: “wtf...”
When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.