When you're forced to put your etsy store in Vacation Mode because Canada post is on Strike and you live in the dreaded "rural" area for shipping companies. It's a "Strikation" but it's neither a strike or a vacation.
Shopper- hey, i see you're on vacation!? I was just about to buy some cool items from you!
Me- Yeah, sorry. I'm not on vacation. Canada Post is on strike, and the other shipping companies hate us rural dwellers. So I'm forced into strikation.