Strodel

Just a faggot. Someone who will target random-ass people just to be a dick. Always nice to the opposite gender, sometimes sexually assaulting or even raping them.

A Strodel can be easily identified by their distinct gut and lack of hair. Strodels often give off a strong scent of hypocrisy. Generally found in schools or Catholic Churches. Strodels like to get themselves in positions of power, such as school principals or priests.

Person A: (walking in school hallways)
Strodel: Hey can I talk to you for a second?
Person A: yea sure what's up?
Strodel: Someone told me you were smoking in the bathroom.
Person A: So? It's not against the rules.

Strodel: I will ruin you.

Person A: is that a threat.

Strodel: come here you
Person A: (sexually assaulted)

strodel

a gigantic cunt who is the most egotistical person you will ever meet and thinks he is better than you at everything
always tries to join in whatever your doing and follows you around and commits the biggest acts of douchebaggery possible

Person 1: Hey man whats up? You wanna go play basketball?
Person 2 (strodel): Yo I don't know, I'm so much better than you even though I don't play and you're on varsity.
Person 1: Shutup, you're such a strodel. I wasn't even talking to you.

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