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A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.
Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)
Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.
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I caught my mum strumming the meat guitar last night
synonym: Fapping - The art of making love to yourself
Daniella went home to for a session strumming the flesh guitar
Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.
Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.