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1. The residence of Jesus in Green Day's infamously long song, "Jesus of Suburbia."
2. A great place to raise a White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon family with an older brother, a younger sister, a dog, and two happily married heterosexual parents.
3. A terrible place to raise a family that does not fit the description in #2.
Jesus of Suburbia can be worshipped from 9-11 am each Sunday. May god bless us all with $400,000 bonuses!
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The kind of place where disgruntled teens go on killing sprees with hopes that prison will at least be more interesting. Every house is nice, moderately priced, and identical every other house in it's subdivision. Appopriately enough, the average suburban household owns a Suburban (so that the soccer team can be carpooled back to their tract housing without having to remove the Abercrombie bags from the cargo area).
I live in such suburbia that if it werent for the flowers our landscaper planted, I probably wouldnt be able to tell which house I lived in and which belonged to the neighbors.
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Suburbia is a melting pot of teenage subcultures whose differences vary from little to big, but all share two basic things: rebellion and drugs. No matter how different one subculture might be from another, they can always be brought together by these two things.
For adults in suburbia, it is where they all try to act like they're perfect, but are all secretly sleeping with each other's spouses. They are also known to use their kids to compete with each other. Such as, whoever's kid plays the most sport and gets the better grades is the best kid. Sounds like nothing, but this is very revered by parents in suburbia.
Suburbian #1: Dude, I hate suburbia. It's full of all these idiot fuckwads who just do drugs and waste their lives away.
Suburbian #2: Yeah, definitely...wanna go drop some acid, then vandalize some shit?
Suburbian #1: Definitely dude.
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The Rise and Fall of Suburbia in 2 Sentences -
Earth's suburbs are so large that I can see them from the moon said Papa Space Alien. It's too bad the humans will destroy their planet like we destroyed ours at the rate they're building those things now said Space Alien Jr.
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A movie created in 1984 about the Punks of the 80's.
This movie is about the struggles between the runaways and rejects of society, verses the upright concerned citizens of a place called Suburbia.
Only 3 of the people in the cast were actually actors, all the others were actually punks found at shows, including Flea from The Red Hot Chilli Peppers (playing the role of Razzle).
This movie also features these bands in many scenes playing shows: T.S.O.L., DI, and The Vandals - and music from The Germs.
Suburbia Plot:
"When household tensions and a sense of worthlessness overcome Evan, he finds escape when he clings with the orphans of a throw-away society. The runaways hold on to each other like a family until a tragedy tears them apart."
- Credit: IMDB.com
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One of the ugliest sides of the US.
Examples of Suburbia:
Sunbelt cities like Altanta or Houston or any modern suburb build around the car.
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See Suburbs/Suburb
Contrast Country/City
Sub-urbia. The key word here is SUB. It is SUB par to living in the actual city. It is a dreary existance of living right beside a house exactly like yours, for cheap. Sure, living in an apartment isn't all that better, but hey, at least Downtown isn't a boring mindless existance on a day by day basis.
An evil massive sprawl created after the second world war to compensate veterans that many people found attractive until they realized it was too late, but after buying too many appliances and object could no longer afford to return to the city.
A lame excuse for a city.
A reason people should move to the country.
Missisaugua, a MASSIVE Suburbian region directly beside Toronto, with the lamest "Downtown" the worst "Transit" and only a single nice green place. Other then that it's a paved paradise with cookie-cutter houses. Worse than the city.
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