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An underwater emergency
To be under water, AND in an emergency.
The shark caused total submergency!
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The act of jumping into a bathtub filled with ice and cold water and completely submerging yourself while wearing a pair of goggles. As seen in the Zach and Dave Show youtube video SUBMERGING.
"Hey what are you up to tonight?"
"Not much."
"You want to try Submerging?"
"Let's do it, I'll get the ice and the goggles, you provide the bathtub."
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To plug all holes; to make watertight
Bill, Bob and Ed made Charlotte submergible
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To go down on somebody after you already have; to eat someone out
Derek: Yo, where's Melissa?
Robert: She can't get out of her bed man, I was up all night submerged in her.
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A term to describe shoes that are ruined or are in poor condition.
Wow! Those shoes are submerged!
or
Buddy, your kicks are submerged.
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When a girls underwear can be seen through he pants, because they are too tight.
Guy 1: Yo dude did you see Becky bend over?
Guys 2: Yeah man, you could see her submerged Whale!
Guy 1: Submerged Whale?
Guys 2: The next best thing to a Whale Tale, when you can see her underwear outline!
Guys 1: Ohhh!
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If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.
Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
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