subwednesday

The fourth day of the week in the middle of Tuesday and Thursday that marks the halfway point of the work week culminating in the consumption of a sub. Official subwednesdays must include the purchase of least one subway footlong.

Kristen: "What day is it?"
Stephen: "Subwednesday!!"
Kristen: "Truck yeah."
Stephen: "Buffalo chicken?"
Kristen: "Make it a footlong #subwednesday"