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A derogatory term/exclamation, for an object, person or situation, in which the popular term of "sucking dick" is insufficient.
"fuck me!, listening to that cunt prattle on about all that shit "sucked bag". "Bieber "sucks the bag" "Darling, please stop "sucking bag", and concentrate on my cock so I can pump this massive hot load of hot jizz down your slovenly throat"
A variation of the douche bag. From the same family but much more severe. Someone you would enjoy watching get painfully attacked by crazed weasels.
Example:
1.The kid in school who would remind the teacher about the homework.
2.The slow witted 18 year old girl who goes 35 in the left lane.
3. Chet from Wierd Science, Dr. Chilton from Silence of the Lambs, or Carrot Top.
4.The sibling/cousin/assface that snitches to your parents when you're smoking pot in your room.
Chet explained to mom and dad the difference between insense and pot smoke...what a suck bag.
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A semi-nonsensical expression we used to yell at people when we were teenagers in the 60s
As we drove past people on the sidewalk, we would yell "Suck The Bag"
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adj.
1. Inferior, as in quality, condition or effect
2. Severe or unfavorable
3. Being far from a standard; less desireable or satisfactory
v.
1. The act of licking, sucking or otherwise orally stimulating the scrotum and testes
2. Blowing the hairy bagpipes; shining the family jewels.
1. Waking up in a puddle of your own vomit really sucks the bag.
2. A woman who sucks the bag while slobbing the knob is a keeper.
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A funny ass Louis CK joke about what a man said to him after he cut him off.
"Hey asshole!"
"yeah..."
"SUCK A BAG OF DICKS!"
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