Suckurity

How "security" should be written when using it in a context describing Microsoft or Norton software products.

Norton Internet Suckurity (makes your internet suck)
Microsoft Internet Exploiter Enhanced Suckurity (meaning that you can't open any sites, making your internet suck)

Job Suckurity

Continued employment assured by the natural expression of incompetence and stupidity of your co-workers.

Since I'm the only one who can get anything done around here, I have plenty of job suckurity.

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