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Sukie Bomb

A Sukie is a cheap drink made by Dale Farm in Northern Ireland. They come in small and large cartons and more recently bottles.

A Sukie bomb is made using the small carton sold in most shops and is available in most schools which is where the Sukie bomb is used most. It is basically equivalent to a water balloon but instead of water and a balloon it's juice in a half stripped carton.

To make a Sukie bomb you get a small unopened Sukie carton. You lift the tabs on each side and you squeeze the carton flat so that the tabs unfold. It should now look pillow shaped. Now you want to find the seam that runs from top to bottom. Very carefully peel the outer layers off the carton. If done correctly the Sukie will feel very fragile. You have just made a Sukie bomb. Now all you need is a target, preferably a group of people. Throw it and watch, run or hide.

Sukie bombs may be made with other brands and similar containers.

Boy A: Yo mate look what I have.
Boy B: Sukie? You gonna make a Sukie bomb?

Boy A: Damn right I am mate, who we gonna hit?

Boy B: Chuck it into the smokers corner mate!

Boy A: Great idea! Let's soak those plebs.

by SkinnedHamster March 21, 2019