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v. to get utterly and completely OWNED, usually as a result of physical violence.
This term comes from the notorious public beating of Senator Charles Sumner by his fellow Preston Brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(Note: Sumnered is always spelled with a capital "S".)
Wow, Jack Bauer totally Sumnered those terrorist for trying to kill David Palmer.
The act of buying an item out from under someone who had a cash purchase deal pending.
I was trying to buy the cordless drill from Dan when Pete Jr. stepped in and sumnered me.
Sumner's are grangorgeous girls who frolic with gnomes in magical rain-forests in the mountains of Saskatchewan and devour the souls of oompa loompas. She has the ability to turn anything she touches into instant pixie dust; which when snorted makes you shrink 1.337 inches exactly. Sumner's also carry a scent of Uberpixel, which is concocted from Smurf toes, Muppet fuzz, and leftover Lamb Chop hand puppets which when combined smell like Jesus with a hint of chocolate.
"I was on 'The Price Is Right' last week but Drew Carey threw me off stage when I accidentally quoted a Sumner for $50,000,000.. when the correct amount was priceless."
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Gordon Sumner is the legendary frontman of the band the police
Yo dude, Gordon Sumner and the Police rock!
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A small, but groing, suburban town in southern/mid-southern Washinton State...USA
I was in Sumner last weekend... It kinda sucked!
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Sumners a girl who's sporty and sweet. She is loved by everyone around her and all of the boys want her. She doesn't need to make milkshakes for the boys to come to her yard. She had long legs. Usually she has brown hair and colourful green eyes. She's not super tan but she has freckles. She's beautiful, averagely smart and great in bed.
Boy 1: "we all love Sumner"
Boy 2: "yeah I want to make love with her"
Boy 3: "she's so hot!!!!"
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Wonderful people who are excellent and guitar and making toast.
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