Sun-Fucked

The condition formerly known as sun burn. Soon all kids will be using it, and it just makes alot more sense, seeing as how the sun pretty much FUCKS your face if you expose it long enough...

Gunther: Dude, I was at the beach ALL day yesterday.

Cletus: Dang dude! Your face was totally Sun-Fucked!

Gunther: Aww nuts.

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Sun Fucked

to get burned in such a severe way people feel that the sun might of actually kicked your ass

Red guy: "I fell asleep on the beach and now my skin hurts really bad"

Normal guy: "Yeah bro you totally got Sun Fucked"

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sun fucked

A form of severe sun burn

Doug says, "hey dude, you're REALLY red."

"Yeah dude, I TOTALLY got sun fucked," Kirk replies.

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Sun fucked

Instead of being sun kissed, you're tan as fuck and looked as if the sun pounded your skin like a wild dog.

Skylar: "Jesus Christ! This makeup makes me look sunfucked!"
Rue: "Eh, you're too dark to be sun kissed.."
She was so dark, she looked sun fucked.

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The Fucking Sun is Racist

When somebody who has a big ego is racist, you say "The Fucking Sun is Racist"

Goddammit, Donald Trump, The Fucking Sun is Racist.