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You get burnt because you're too cool to wear sun lotion, then they go inside like woah im burnt holy shit
BOB: hey look ive got a suntan
ROB: you idiot you're burnt
BOB: next time ill use sun lotion
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A suntan only covering face and lower arms due to the fact you cannot go without a shirt in the city. Can also be used for people who only use fake suntan with visibel white lines on ex. the neck.
Check out Marias urban suntan, she totally need to spend more time on the beach.
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Getting flayed in the pattern of a farmers tan
Ah man, did you hear what happened to Johnny Two-socks? Earned himself a Chicago suntan
When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.
Yeah I know, I've been playing World of Warcraft all month and I got the asian suntan!
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When the lips (labia majora) of a woman's vagina are exposed for all to see.
The woman's legs were open so far I think she was going for a pastrami suntan.
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When two people are having buttsex, the man on top pulls out right before cumming and instead runs his penis all over the other persons unfortunate back, leaving a trail of shit and semen. He then proceeds to rub it all in, leaving their backside an unfortunately darker shade.
Phil: Dude, have you seen Chad Warden? Is he mexican or something?
Dave: Oh no dude, he just had a few Texas Suntans.
Phil: Huh, I thought I smelled cum and shit when he walked by.
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The absolute worst kind of sunburn, caused by falling asleep or working outside without sunblock. Or, if you happen to have Irish heritage, what you get from spending more than 15 minutes out of doors with exposed skin. Symptoms include bright red skin, itching, swelling, burning, intense pain, peeling, developed fear of sunlight in any form, habitual sunblock or Aloe Vera application, walking like a retard, lying in strange positions, and setting fire to anything within 20 feet. may also cause one to be slapped with an unnatural fury.
Guy 1: Patrick fell asleep on the beach. He has an Irish Suntan.
Guy 2: I'll get the plywood strips.
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