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1. Sex, but better
2. Super heros having sex
Oh baby, that sex was great
Indeed, you might even say that was . . . super sex
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A term used to describe the extensive and elaborate sexual acts of celebrities or famous people because since they believe they are the worlds "stars" so they do what ever offers them pleasure regardless of social norms. Popular among top Hollywood stars, this kind of sex includes going both ways, swapping wives or girlfriends, and engaging in sexual acts with multiple partners sometimes under the influence of drugs. The opposite of regular sex.
" I heard Will Smith, Jamie Foxx, and Tom Cruise all snort coke and fuck each other in the ass at their exclusive sex parties. They are into super sex"
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When having intercourse with a super hero. In most cases, Superman because we all know he sleeps around behind Lois' back.
Or sleeping with a prostitute who has slept with a super hero (Superman)
It's rare, but when sleeping with a Super Hooker, you may contract a SSTD (Super Sexually Transmitted Disease)
Broseph: "Dude... I slept with this hooker last night and I think I've got crabs... Thing is though, they were the size of a koala and trying to kill me..."
Broski: "Sounds like a SSTD brah... You probably had Super Sex..."
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Sexual intercourse somehow brought on by Super Smash Bros.
Me and that chick started having super smash sex after playing Super Smash Bros together.
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when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins
So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.
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When a girl's favorite team wins the big game, consider her wide open for the night.
Bro1: Damn! I thought for sure we'd win!
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex
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The best thing in the world. I just did it like 500 times.
lets have super sexy sex.
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