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A computer server that will not function properly -- usually manifested by repeatedly crashing or rebooting itself. This can reference both hardware and software. Often used to refer to notoriously unreliable programs or devices even if they are not currently "swerving".
Common causes of "swerving" are malfunctioning hardware (bad capacitors are notorious for causing unexplained reboots) and poorly written or corrupted software.
I've been working on this swerver for over a week and I still can't make it keep an uptime of more than three hours. They need to re-check the hardware.
I convinced them to let me convert the box from Windows Swerver 2003 over to Ubuntu. Now maybe I can have a weekend without getting called because it crashed!
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A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).
That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.
See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.
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A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See swamp donkey, muck mule.
I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.
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an unfaithful sexual partner or spouse.
How dare my wife accuse me of bedswerving? Just because she found women's panties in my suitcase and lipstick imprints embedded on my shaft doesn't mean a thing. Prove it!
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The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.
As created by G and J Roberts
“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”
a lesbian or woman who might be
man i showed that girl my dick and she wouldnt do nothin i thought she might be a cock swerver
look at that butch i bet she is a cock swerver