swids

the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week

sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."

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Swid

Sleep When I'm Dead!

Woman 1: You working too hard, You look like you need some sleep.

Man 2: I Got too much to do, I'm in a Swid mood.

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Swid

Shitty White Dude

Yo that swid over there is a racist piece of garbage.

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swid

Awesome; variation of sweet

That new hat is so awesomely swid!

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Swid

Opposite of PIM'S, from LU

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swid

Short utterance, gesture, or pause immediately after saying something that is intended to be funny, but usually isn't. The statement is usually practiced, but a swid means the speaker has nothing better to say and is temporarily speechless. The spelling is a backronym of "See What I Did?".

Everyone in the boardroom stared at the ceiling as his swid dropped to a whimper after yelling "that's what she said!" during the boss's presentation.

Swids

Swids is a ship name between two people who do NOT want to be together. The first half of the ship is Siri, and the second half is wids.

Person: Siri and wids, BE TOGETHER

Siri: Tf why

Wids: fine

Person: you guys are now, SWIDS