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swift cruise

When you arrive on board your cruise ship and you find out that Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are also on board and you're like "buckle up - this is going to be a bumpy ride."

HEATHER: "Oh god, Taylor Swift and Tom Cruise are on board."
ADAM: "SWEET! Looks like we scored tickets to the Swift Cruise!"

by Shmiggens March 2, 2017