Swordplay

Swordplay is the act of engaging in a duel-like conversation where you try to outsmart your opponent with witty remarks and counter-moves, while your opponent tries the same. This is often during an argument or involuntary.

"Your arguments are those of an dairyfarmer!"
"How appropriate, you blabber like a cow!"
"Ooooo, fiine swordplay there, my friend."

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swordplay

This is when two men attempt to smite eachother mightily with their erect, swollen purple-headed members.
Also see sword fighting.

Avast, ye scurvy dog, engage me with your flesh-cutlass and prepare to be boarded!

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SwordPlay

2 or more males striking their penises against each other untill ejaculation

These dudes totally wanted to swordplay with me, but i was like, "no way bro's i'm not gay!!"

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Swordplay Duel

Flail your arms around wildly and hope you kill your opponent. Best game in Wii Sports Resort to speedrun by far.

Person 1: Woah, Count got a new record in Swordplay Duel!
Person 2: Isn’t that the sport where you just have a seizure with the Wii Remote?
Person 1: No, that’s Tennis.

Monkey Swordplay

A sword fight in which you freeze your poop overnight and use it as swords the next day. To win the game, you have to shove your “sword” on the guy’s mouth

Yo Andrew, wanna play Monkey swordplay? If so, don’t forget to freeze your poop.

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