Taberg

A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.

Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!

Taberg

Taberg is a town run by a gang called West Taberg Krew they do some of thugiest stuff like break busses, have woman make the men sandwiches, and help the elderly cross the street. The Tabergians gather and get drunk at the field days every year. Be sure you do not mess with the Tabergians or they will elope with every female in your family. The gang sign is notoriously a W made with their fingers crossed while shouting West Taberg.. They gather every Saturday evening at the town park on their scooters. As the scooter is seen as a sacred object.

Taberg is super duper

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taberg shower

spraying yourself with smelly stuff (such as bath & body works) to cover up smell, refers to Taberg, NY where people are smelly

I smelled so bad... then I took a Taberg shower! Then I smelled worse.

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