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You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!
Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.
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You take a taco, and a pie. You put the taco into the pie. You now have taco pie. (Blackberry pie and Taco Bell tacos taste best together)
In the future, tacos are illegal.
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When you put flour on a mexican woman's vagina then have sex with her until the flour becomes crusty. Then you get a fork and eat the contents. Optional toppings include but are not limited to: guacamole, sour cream, red hot, salsa, peppers, onions, and of course lube!!!
Last night i got the urge late night for some Taco Pie. So i went down to the local mexicali bar and picked me up a mexicunt as she was the last ingediant that i needed. Needless to say i ate well last night!!!
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Performing oral sex on a female after at least three other males have ejaculated into her vagina.
After the other guys had finished, Kevin had a nice Acapulco taco pie for dessert.
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When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.