talking like a sausage

speaking nonsense, telling lies, not making any sense

"Whaddya mean, I don't look good in this jacket? You're talking like a sausage."

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talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

talking like a baby

Talking like a baby - using a soft voice to speak and saying a lot of words wrong

Person 1: heyooo
Person 2: hey, how are you?
Person 1: I good, how is u doin?
Person 2: I’m good, just why are you talking like that?
Person 1: like wot?
Person 2: like dis
Person 1: dats just how I talk
Person 2: ok?

This is how talking like a baby is

To talk like a russian

To tell lies, especially when others know the truth.

Originates from the way how russian propaganda lies to everyone about their actions by twisting the truth. Like when they shelled Ukrainian cities and blamed Ukrainians for that. In other words, if russians are talking about it, they are most certainly lying.

Have you heard about James?
YES! I can't believe he decided to talk like a russian about what happened to him in Vegas!
I know, what a liar.

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talking like a parrot

He/she was repeating everything they heard very annoyingly for no reason, he was -TALKING LIKE A PARROT-

Can you stop talking like a parrotand keep it to yourself

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talk like a pirate day

International talk like a pirate day is celebrated on sept. 19 every year. its a day when EVERYONE, not just internet people, talk like pirates! its super fun, so try and make it as popular as you can and get you whole office/school doing it!

guy 1: ahoy me matey!it be international talk like a pirate day!
guy 2: oh, really? thats nice.
guy 1: no ye bloomin land lubber! ye be having to talk like a pirate t'day.
guy 2; no, n othats ok id kind of feel rather uncomfo...
guy 1: AAARRR YE SCURVEY DOG! THAT BE IT! WALK THE PLANK FER YER PIRATE HATIN' WAYS!!

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Talk Like A Pirate Day

Proper name: International Talk Like a pirate day
Date: 9/19 or 19/9

it's the day when the whole internet community talk like pirates

"Arrr Happy talk like a pirate day"

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