TASALS

Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, drug that will make your mind blow chunks into the milky way. Drug featured on animated television show Metalocalypse in the Snake-N-Barrels episode. User will undergo complete loss of all memory, brain washing them into zombies to be reprogramed.

Can I interest you fellas to some TASALS, it will totally blow your mind.

Tasal

An incredibly sexy and smart man who gets all the girls he has ever wanted but yet hasn't got any girls in his life but trust me he can get them, I think

"who was that hot and sexy and smart guy you were with?"

"Oh him, that's just tasal"