Tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of the money you have earned

Jake~ I wonder what things I could do to keep the money I have earned this month.

Paul~ Have you tried doing tax evasion?

Jake~ omg Paul, you're a genious.

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Tax evasion

The primary activity of upper class brits

“Boris commited tax evasion again”
“Wow shocker”

Tax evasion

A fun thing to do in your free time that also saves you money.

Person 1: Hey man, you wanna commit some tax evasion?
Person 2: Fuck yhea, fuck the IRS!!!

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Tax evasion

A cute caterpillar with a lot of simps

Person 1: "hey, it's tax evasion!"
Person 2: "I simp for tax evasion"

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tax evasion

1) Noun. The illegal nonpayment or avoidance of paying tax.

2) Exclamation. Considered by many to be the single most offensive word in the English language.

1) My brother just got jailed for tax evasion!

2) Guy 1: My parents are asleep, we can say bad words
Guy 2: tax evasion

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Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.

Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.

tax evasion

An easy way to keep all of your money.

Wait... what do you mean you hear police sirens?

Person 1: "I committed tax evasion."
Person 2: "Mee to!"
Both People: "Friends!'