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The Jose

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.

You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.

by Sytoc March 12, 2021

17๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josing

A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.

(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."

by BR Phat March 3, 2013

186๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship

Jose is my best friend

by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015

1147๐Ÿ‘ 216๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

Jose is a big dick daddy for all the girls and usually have a lot of friends they can be annoying or rude sometimes ,but is so lovable he's kind,handsome, smart, caring , funny, and mature which means he has a large penis and says dirty jokes. A jose is talented and a real man in the bed that will have you come out in a wheelchair if you let him play ruff. A jose is someone everyone wants , but jose will pick a special one he is a once in a life time man don't let him leave you because you will regret it.

All girls:"OMG is that Jose"
One girl:"He's mine back off "
Jose:"There's enough of me for all of you"

by 123bat March 28, 2019

489๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

Yes, it's one of the most hispanic common names. Besides that, its the definition of a guy who is beyond amazing, handsome, sweet, adorable, caring, funny, dorky and much more. He can be slow at times, but it doesn't matter. He's oh so unique, and isn't like many other guys.

G: "Hey, what's that guy's name?"
Kay: "That's a Jose!"
G: "That's such a common name, but aww look how he treats his girlfriend. Such a good Jose!"

by Fluffy286 January 15, 2012

913๐Ÿ‘ 225๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jose

The BEST person alive. This person is extremely wise, follow them they lead to success.

Jose is awesome

by 404-NOT FOUND April 29, 2014

359๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


JOSE

Known as the CEO of โ€œGet em out the mudโ€. Has a net worth of 37.9 million at the age 17. His side hobby is being a Apex legend.

Jose: Observe...

by Ghostfacedickinmymouth January 31, 2020