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You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.
Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.
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A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try
Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!
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My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk.
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A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.
Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.
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A rope used to hang yourself with.
AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."
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Noose a device that is used to kill yourself wih Jake Paul along with his brother Logan Paul and their fans were the reason this is popular again
Wow Jake Paul is such a cunt he should use the noose
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