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(the) vending machine

the name you give someone after they inadvertently or purposely drink a quarter during a drinking game.

"Yo, Matt...you drank a quarter?? You're like a vending machine...like (the) vending machine, THE VENDING MACHINE!!"

by UkeDaMan March 19, 2010

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vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

108๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


vending machine

Something Ikebukuro is running out of.

"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

by fuckingpeterick December 20, 2016

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vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback June 25, 2007

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The Vending Machine

One person male or female that deposits an edible organic or in-organic object into their rectal cavity. Then another person male or female begins to chomp just outside of the rectum just at the same time as the object is being pushed out by the initial person that became the receptical. Thus the receptical, aka the person that just took the said object, organic or otherwise, becomes the living vending machine.

John is the vending machine, he just stuffed that girthy sausage into his ass, and now Paul is eating it, just as John shits it out.

by The one and only Datum bitches August 7, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

by Snaplatts February 20, 2018

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vending machine

a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

by jlunsford2 May 8, 2018

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