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The frontman for titanic German metal group Rammstein, widely considered one of the most awesome bands in the world. Musician, poet, former competative swimmer, former basket-weaver and part-time Demi-God. Till Lindeman is the anthropomorphic personification of pure masculinity who invented the often-lethal dance move: The Till Hammer, a thigh-pounding mosh technique that replicates a blacksmith smashing the ever-loving shit out of an anvil like it was a ginger stepson. As well as being a warrior, he is also a gentleman and has been known to let you stay in the room while he fucks your girlfriend and mother at the same time.
Till Lindemann taught Chuck Norris the roundhouse kick due to feeling sorry for him after kicking his ass in a barfight.
David Hasselhoff first turned to drink after poncing about on the Berlin wall and having it shatter underneath him when Till Lindemann walked past, doing some light vocal practices, inadvertantly re-unifying Germany.
Every German fertility clinic features a cardboard cutt-out of Till Lindeman choking a shark with one hand, whilst cradling a kitten in his other, looking directly at the styrrups in the insemination room. To this day they have a 100% success rate.
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Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.
"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."
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Frontman for the legendary Tanz-Metal German band, Rammstein.
Here are a few more tidbits about him:
1. Has been commonly known to be mistaken for a galactic sex god.
2. Satan is praying the Almighty accepts him into Heaven or else he'll be out of a job.
3. Can face fuck you with a simple stare and keep you coming back for more.
Till Lindemann is a German that I wish would invade me!
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Singer for the German Industrial Band Rammstein
Till Lindemann : german-licious :P
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Lead singer of German indutrial techno-metal band, Rammstein. Sex god. Genius.
I don't care what you say, Till Lindemann is sexy.
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The lead singer of Rammstein. He is a god with a voice that will turn straight men gay, and lesbians into straight horny whores who will do anything in the world to fuck him. He is sex on a stick that no one can resist. Till will one day rule the world, and will fuck your girlfriends and boyfriends while you watch in awe.
1. Till Lindemann is the sexiest motherfucker on the planet.
2. My boyfriend got mad because Till Lindemann's voice got me to orgasm instead of him.
3. Kevin had turned gay the instant he saw Till Lindemann come out on stage with a flamer thrower and started singing
4. I'd fuck Till faster than you can say "Rammstein is the best band in the world" if I ever got the chance
5. Till Lindemann is the sexiest German alive
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T he greatest living person on the planet, often regarded as God
Till Lindemann is God
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